January 2011
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“For a second there, I almost took this shit seriously.
I don’t want that...”
– Coke Talk
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December 2010
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The Bitch Diet →
The other day I was perusing the Target book aisle, which is mostly just vampire fiction, Susan Boyle’s autobiography and misplaced Jennifer Love Hewitt DVD’s, when I happened to come upon The Skinny Bitch Diet. Even though I knew that I wouldn’t like it because the cover of the book wasn’t a large picture of fried pizza, I scanned through it anyway. It was worse than I thought! No cheese,...
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20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie →
1. don’t have sex.
seriously
abstinence is key.
2. don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
i don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. don’t go to camp. especially one where someone was murdered.
there are six words you should youtube, should you get the chance
“kevin bacon in friday the 13th”
4. find a good hiding place and…...
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“In August of 1990 I found myself laying on my stomach in the woods with a pair...”
– Kathleen Hanna, Our Hit Parade
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“This is how it works
You’re young until you’re not
You love until...”
– Regina Spektor
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Dear Coke Talk: On the difference.
What’s the difference between a whore and a prostitute?
Whores put a price on their principles for personal gain. Prostitutes just put a price on sex. People who think prostitutes are whores are the kind of people whose principles are based between their legs.
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“Because if this is gonna be a Christian nation that DOESN’T help the poor,...”
– Stephen Colbert
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“I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my...”
– Pultarch
